are you freaking kidding me? 

check out the song that Hot 97 aired making fun of the Tsunami victims.  probably the most insensitive thing I've ever heard.

http://www.3030radio.com/longer_hot97_tsunami.mp3

On a lighter note, it seems a distant relative was named to People's list of Top 50 Bachelors!

Korean-American Actor Selected as One of '50 Hottest Bachelors'

John Cho (32), a Korean-American actor in Hollywood, has been voted as one of the "50 Hottest Bachelors" of the year, according to People magazine. In the latest June 18 issue of People magazine, Cho was chosen as one of the hottest bachelors along with Ben Affleck, Tom Cruise, and Colin Farrell in the "leading men" category. People magazine said, “John Cho, starring in the upcoming comedy film ‘Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle,’ is an intelligent and thoughtful young actor.” Cho was born in Seoul, and majored in English Literature at UC Berkeley. He is currently resides in Los Angeles. He has starred in a number of comedy movies and soap operas such as "American Pie," "Big Fat Liar," "Felicity," and "Off Center." Cho is planning to star in the leading role for the upcoming NBC television show "The Men’s Room." People magazine has chosen Orlando Bloom (27), a leading actor who starred in popular films such as "Lord of the Rings" and "Troy" as the hottest bachelor. Other celebrities listed include Taekwondo Olympic gold medallist Steven Lopez (25), Jazz saxophonist Dave Coz (41) and former painter and the New Paltz, New York mayor Jason West (27).

A recent posting from Craigslist (Tom, it's all you):

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last modified:Tue Sep 30 08:15:20 2003

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Unique Opportunity for Unemployed Dirtbag - 24

Reply to: anon-16992093@craigslist.org Date: Tue Sep 30 01:08:01 2003 My Problem: I share a 2-bedroom apartment with a slovenly, inconsiderate, self-righteous guy. His repulsive girlfriend comes over for semi-nude couch groping, and they both emit a foul hippie stink. I want to chew my own arm off and beat them with it. I'm itching for some payback. Where you come in: I need a phony boyfriend to lounge on our couch, swill beer, scratch and belch, openly grope me in a shocking fashion, and then have loud, keep-him-up-all-night-while-he-struggles-in-vain to-go-to-sleep sex with me (weeknights after 10 are preferable). And if you could find it in your heart to spend the night so that the next morning he'd see you wearing boxers and rooting through the fridge I'd be extra grateful, although this is not required. I'm also open to screaming "couple fights", and you hitting on his girlfriend and/or him. Me: 24, attractive, 5'8", athletic body, red hair, brown eyes, a hellcat in bed You: Between 21 and 27, Attractive enough that he'll buy it, preferably tall and muscular/athletic, hopefully also fun in bed Compensation: I'm afraid the extra loud sex will have to be enough as I can't afford to pay you (no s&m, role-playing, etc., just plain old sport fucking). I supply the beer and condoms. Location: Williamsburg Stipulations: Must be available weeknights and once or twice on the weekends (I'm hoping you can come over at least 3 times in the next 2-3 weeks), must not be allergic to cats, must NOT become his new best friend and stab me in the back Contact Info: Please send me a photo and a brief note. References are not required. Serious inquiries only please. it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests this is in or around Williamsburg

Oh shiat!  I just realized that more than half of our 98 Spring class will be representing this weekend!